Pujols: Man... or robot or something.

I mean really?

Lets just look at what he's done in a week.

9-for-19
3 HR
11 RBI

One HR was a grand slam, of which he has two so far this year.

I say, "Give me a break!"

He's either just this good or a robot or some kind of alien... and I think its the latter.

Maybe he's on some mission from a distant planet here to lull us into a state of awe and amazement.

Maybe a robot built by Wade Boggs.

Whatever the case maybe, keep an eye out for skin suits, tail's, or extra cans of WD-40 laying around Pujols. He may just be the next ruler of our planet... or NL MVP.

DT.