The Fat Ass of Derrick Lee

I'm not a doctor or a physicist, but I did deliver furniture for 3 years. We got calls about broken chairs, beds, tables, and even once a screen door, from a man named Richard Head. (true story) All the reasons for the problem was because amazingly most people don't know how to sit in a chair, or get out of one. So it saddens me to see that my Cubs first baseman Derrick Lee broke a chair while eating his pregame food. One would hope that is was from rough housing, but I will go with the my most professional opinion and say, Derrick Lee you don't know how to sit in a chair. Although, the Ricketts family is trying to save money, maybe they use those little pre-school chairs in the locker room now.