Thursday, April 30, 2009

Are you kidding me, anything is possible



Complete thoughts are not happening. Heart stopping and starting every 30 seconds. Life flashed before my eyes at least 14 times.

The Bulls are playing some good and bad baskeball, but are doing the impossible. And when I say impossible, I'm saying they are doing the samething as the Hawks did last years. Going to game 7 with the Celtics. And they are doing it Ugly.


I can't believe I am saying this but I like Ugly for the Bulls. Saving the game with 3.2 on the clock in 3OT. Pushing this, possibly the best series in the history of basketball, to a game seven. It has been a pleasure being a basketball fan, mostly the Bulls. Although I'm pretty sure the refs from time to time are trying to end things early, but the Bulls and the hustle award winning Ugly are saying otherwise.

I'm hoping KG doesn't pull a Willis Reed for game 7. My mother told me Stacie King was yapping about him coming back so the Celtics don't lose in 7.

a nice......punch to the face

I'm hoping the Bulls Celtics game this evening is as exciting as the last one. I get to watch the Celtics get away with everything, I love it. They can punch the ugly white guy, not Scalabrene, in the face, it's fantastic. For is says in the bible do not wrestler your neighbor. Now go away, read some books.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Hear ye, hear ye...


The moment you've all been waiting for.

Thats right. The 16 year drought has ended. A Kansas City Royal has finally graced the cover of Sports Illustrated. Not since the likes of David Cone in '93 have seen this.

And let me tell you... I am ecstatic. I'm happier than Charels Barkley at an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Royals may not be super good right now, but this obviously shows we do have up and coming talent. Joakim Soria, Billy Butler, Alex Gordan and on and on. And when you add proven talent like Coco Crisp and Mike Jacobs the possibilities are endless.

Im not saying were gonna win the World Series this year... I'm screaming it.

Let the nay says say nay, but hear me out... It will be undefeated, unhinderd, undisputed glory in '09.

Well, I'm off to give Al Davis his meds. After looking at this year's draft its obvious that he's not taking them.

duces.

DT

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Beware fo SWINE FLU

Things are getting scary in America people. Swine flu is everywhere. Especially in the sports world. Please steer clear of John Kruk, Shawn Kemp, and Tony Siregusa. Contact of any of these products can be lethal.

13 years of frustration

The blackhawks won their first playoff series in 13 years, that is a huge weight off my shoulders. And by weight I mean, I'm happy for a team that I have been following for 2 years tops.

When it comes to my home town teams I always want them to win, except for the white sox. So the resurgent hawks smoking the flames, pun, was an instant breath of fresh air.

Here's to hockey, the sport I know nothing about, but want nothing more then to see some mulleted, freshly grown bearded men from Chicago lift up an oversized silver fruit bowl.

Monday, April 27, 2009

Mike Leach

Could there be a better guy in sports? I think not.
Mike Leach is a man after my own heart. ("you are my biggest fan")

Mike Leach was interviewed today about his boys who got and didn't get drafted this weekend.
He was upset that his boy Harrell didn't get drafted and that Michael "the soon to be eating the tiny Seahawks CB's alive" Crabtree fell to 10. All of his greatness today was directed toward those crappy Browns.

Here are few of the best quotes of maybe the year thus far.

"Michael Crabtree has been more successful as a receiver than that guy as a coach at this point," Leach said of Mangini, according to media reports of a conference call.

Come on! That is one of the biggest slams of all time! Even more so because Mangini never even played in the NFL, he was just some video boy who sucked up enough to Bill Belichick to get into the league. That is something I need to do.

Alright another great slam from my new boy Leach
In referance to Cleveland calling Crabtree a diva -

"My definition of a diva is someone who's loud and self-absorbed," Leach told reporters. "Michael Crabtree is the furthest thing from loud that I've seen. ... Let's see how all those non-divas do up in Cleveland this year."

Mike Leach is the man, I just might become a Red Raider fan now.

T

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Pujols: Man... or robot or something.

I mean really?

Lets just look at what he's done in a week.

9-for-19
3 HR
11 RBI

One HR was a grand slam, of which he has two so far this year.

I say, "Give me a break!"

He's either just this good or a robot or some kind of alien... and I think its the latter.

Maybe he's on some mission from a distant planet here to lull us into a state of awe and amazement.

Maybe a robot built by Wade Boggs.

Whatever the case maybe, keep an eye out for skin suits, tail's, or extra cans of WD-40 laying around Pujols. He may just be the next ruler of our planet... or NL MVP.

DT.

Ugly


Some say it was one of the best playoff games in recent history (Bulls vs Celtics). I say it was the hardest game to watch in recent history. Dare I say it, it has been the hardest 2 season to watch!
Why? One might ask (one, as in only one person will read this)
There is one simple reason the last two years of basketball have been the hardest to watch.

Joakim Noah
This guy is the ugliest person I have never met.
Basketball has lost rating points because of this guy at least 20 points, at least.
If I were David Stern I would send him packing to Europe ASAP Yesterday!!!!!

Get the ugly out!!!

T'Ron

time to go on a limb

So I am going to make my first prediction. Today in the 4th round with the 125th pick, the Falcons of Atlanta I believe, took Lawrence Sidbury. He helped lead the Richmond Spiders to their first national title in anything. Who are the Richmond Spiders you ask, I don't know. I do know that Montana couldn't stop Sidbury the whole game. We are talking the most winningest team in college football since 2000 allowed something like 35 sacks by one guy.

I see in the near future, under the tutelage of John Abraham, Lawrence will be a monster in the NFL. Feel free to print this out save it, frame it if I'm write and of course punch me in the face several times if I'm wrong.

Tuna out

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Keepin' it real...

Oh hey. You have stumbled upon the greatest sports blogs of all time.

As Tuna said, I am a Kansas City guy. Maybe sprinkled in some other things too.

So, sit back, relax, get a nice frosty root beer, relax and sit back.

Duces.

DT

Over paid

WOW!!!!! I hate Carlos Silva!!!!!!!!!!!!
We over paid for that guy 2 years ago and he has done nothing for us but give up run after run after run!!!!!

Anger!
T'Ron

Welcome

T'Ron here
What a great day in sports!
This is by far the best non football weekend of the year, with the NFL draft.
The Seahawks get 2 great players and end up swapping a 3rd and a 4th for a 1st in a round about way.

Anyways welcome to our great site of trinitarian sports, where we will bring it day in a day out.

Rock on
T'Ron
Welcome to the next step in sports blogging. Our hope is to give a very biased yet entertaining view on what is happening in the sports world, well at least our sports world. There are 3 of us, but there will be the occasional guest. Quick introductions around the room, I am Jim aka Big Tuna Chicago fan all the way around, but the white sox can eat it. Luke akaed Mr. Downtown, is a tried and true K.C guy, but likes the Titans for some odd reason. T-Ron, lives and dies Seattle, don't bring up the Sonics cus it still hurts.

We are sitting here enjoying the NFL draft. I wonder who the bigger losers are, us for sitting at home all day cowering from the sun or the guys that payed to go and dressed like actual patriots?

Anyway, we shall return and say more things.

Dueces
Tuna