There were a few things that upset me this week after the NFL festivities this weekend. The first being the Bronco's win over the Bengals. I hate that the only way my Bronc's can win is with a standard tip drill gone wrong. Orton may have "outplayed" Cutler, but let's not call what's brown, soft and stinky a Latina woman's foot when we all know it's a piece of poop. Orton under-threw that pass because he's not good and the sore Finger is a sore excuse (also, it sounds kind of "Nancy" in nature). Next on the list is Tom Brady lovers, that is, anyone who has a man crush on Tom Brady. Not just that, anyone who thinks the Patriots are as dominant as they were two years ago. The Bills choked, that's why Tom and his stretchy pants were able to lead the team to a "W" and continue mesmerizing all of his groupies. I'm saying it now, the Patriots will NOT win their division. Boom! Finally for all you Kanye haters, I really wish you'd just give the guy a break. His mom is dead and he was merely just pointing out that the giant who is Taylor Swift should understand that Beyonce's hips don't lie. Granted, I too agree he looked completely ridiculous, I just can't help but defend the guy because that "Flashing Lights" song just makes me want to put on my tap shoes and light-up some sparks. Oww!
-MC
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